Tweet may have been deletedĪs the old saying goes: Well-behaved raccoons seldom make history.Īlthough players serve as the most influential townspeople in ACNH, there's no denying sugar daddy Tom Nook is the one who makes island living possible. Tom Nook is a loan shark and he's coming for you. Not only do his shipmates never seem eager to pick him up, they don't appear to have come up with any system to avoid his "accidents" in the first place. Whether you enjoy helping Gulliver reassemble his communicator or find his repeat presence a nuisance, you have to admit there is something very suspicious about what's happening to this seagull. But no one does that once every few days! Plenty of us have gotten blackout drunk, fallen off a ship, and washed up on the shores of a mysterious island. Gulliver is the victim of multiple murder attempts. (No offense to Tammi, Monty, Simon, and the like.) 7. your resource collecting goes straight to shit. Still, it does seem like once you're handed an awesome addition for your house - a record player, a neon sign, a tasteful bidet, etc. Of course, no one can prove a direct correlation between present acceptance and bad in-game luck. But what if those items come at a terrible cost?
Tweet may have been deletedįor a faraway island with limited resources, Animal Crossing sure does offer you a lot of free stuff. Every "free" gift you get carries a terrible, inescapable curse. Is that why everyone loves him? Is that why Tom Nook loves him? Is that what "The K Funk" really means? 8. but his arrivals and departures must provide some sort of peek behind the curtain.
Yes, his most important "bits" are covered by his guitar. While you and your neighbors don shoes, socks, pants, shirts, hats, backpacks, and more, this pup is rolling in 100 percent pure K.K. Slider brought his clout - and his junk - to liven up your island.Īs numerous Animal Crossing lovers have observed, the world renowned musician (the importance of whose arrival structures a good portion of initial gameplay) rolls up to players' neighborhoods wearing zero clothing. And then there are the institutional terrors: the unexplained mysteries and disturbing evidence indicating a seedy underbelly to the "paradise" we've come to call our own.įrom haunting speculation to alarmingly believable explanations, here are 9 of the darkest ACNH fan theories to ruin the last escape any of us have.
There are the atrocities we've committed, like trapping our neighbors, attacking visitors with axes, and amassing huge collections of tarantulas to sell to children for profit. The delightful island-set, sandbox game from Nintendo has inspired stunning user creations, beautiful fan art, and heartfelt homages to other pop culture worlds we love.īut it has also brought out the cursed, the horrid, and the truly terrifying. It's been less than a month since Animal Crossing: New Horizons graced the world with its wholesome presence. Give us a nice thing, and we shall ruin it!